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You Cannot Rest Here



Have you ever played a video game where you have to sleep to recover? They only let you do it if everything is safe. Otherwise they won’t let you sleep. You’ll get a message, saying “You cannot sleep now, there are monsters nearby.”

Now, remember the last time you just couldn’t get to sleep?

I do.

Don’t you fuckin do this to me

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imagine a horror movie where you’re trapped in your house with a serial killer but all your lights are clappers

so you’re running for your life from this psychopath while both of you are just aggressively clapping the lights on and off

out of all my 3:00 AM ramblings you guys decide to make this one popular

Let’s make this situation even better. Both of you are wearing TAP SHOES, and all of the floors are hardwood.

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Retail Robin is my new favorite meme you guys. I’ve sadly experienced ALL of these working retail. What about you guys? I HATE RETAIL.

I complained about the swiping the card thing and someone commented on it telling me not to be ignorant because some places allow you to swipe before hand. Um it’s still rude to act like you know how everything in the store works and to not simply wait.

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